What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is TikTok becoming a platform for soft porn?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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